two times too many

my girlfriend lives in brooklyn but was raised in new jersey. while having sex, we could hear a few people out on the street talking about their apartments and rent (her room is about half a level above the street, so no one could see in the windows). at some point one of the men in the conversation said 'i've only been to new jersey twice and that was two times too many.' my girlfriend, while on top, turned towards the window and silently gave the man the double bird, then continued on. Read more

luck ain't got a damn thing to do with it.

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this is the best way to sit on a stool—f'real

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paloma wool collection no. 4

"The brain is the largest sex organ. Those who admit to being sapiosexual will say that they are turned on by the brain and tend to be teased or excited by the insights of another person." Diana Rabb, PhD in transpersonal psychology. Read more

the roll over

one time during sex, my s.o. and i tried to do the 'roll over while still boning' thing to switch positions from girl on top to missionary. we both went for it, but somehow we tried to roll opposite ways, and his rolling managed to send me flying completely off the bed, caught air and everything. there was about a three-second silence before we both just broke down laughing.   Read more daily do 1 2 Older articles »